Yes the page of THE best Default color extravazanga Sol Badguy player, if you're on this page, you probably angrily headed over on my profile to leave a comment, but guess what kid, you never stood a chance...
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06/01/2024 - New Fuckface moment (FINALLY) | 13/05/2023 - New (last week's) Top 8, I wish fuckface moments happened again... | 14/04/2023 - New Top 8 | 08/04/2023 - New Top 8, New Rambling | 03/03/2023 - New Top 8 (Paul SCREW OFF!!!!) | 15/02/2023 - Added Tutorials, New Rambling | 05/02/2023 - Added CMV | 21/12/2022 - Added Top 8 section | 05/12/2022 - New (old) Fuckface Moments | 21/08/2022 - New Fuckface Moments | 18/05/2022 - New Fuckface Moment | 15/05/2022 - Removed a Wise Saying, was really forced... | 05/05/2022 - Updated Fighting Game Career, remembered a sad moment of my life | 30/04/2022 - Updated Fight List, New Fuckface Moments | 29/04/2022 - Updated Fight List | 19/04/2022 - New Ramble | 16/04/2022 - Updated Shotty section | 23/03/2022 - New Fuckface Moment | 16/03/2022 - New Fuckface Moment | 11/03/2022 - New Fuckface Moment | 07/03/2022 - New Fuckface Moment | 06/03/2022 - New Fuckface Moment | 05/03/2022 - New Fuckface Moment | 03/03/2022 - Added Fuckface Moments Section, random updates | 13/02/2022 - Updated Ramblings
My fighting game career
<2008: Dad buys Dead or Alive 2 for PS2 because he doesn't know any better, it's great and easy to mash button, Jann Lee, Leon and Ein main for life.
2016: Buy JoJo ASB to play with friend, I get angry because I don't understand how to do a quarter circle
2018: Asked by friends to go buy a fighting game, one friend tags along. We decide to take Street Fighter V (Arcade Edition™) because it's cheaper. When we get back, other friend ask me why didn't I buy DBFZ, it just released? Never played the game.
2019: Get wrecked by friends on HFtF because I don't understand how to do a quarter circle
2020: Pick up Guilty Gear +R because friend recommends it and I like Sol's Volcanic Viper animation, I don't know what a dragon punch is
(Cool right?)
My Guilty Gear Career
2019: First hear of Guilty Gear
2019, a bit later: Watch Friend play Guilty Gear on stream
29th October 2020: Get convinced by other friend to buy +R because it's dirt cheap and they added something called rollback that apparently matters
My man, the one and only, Sol Badguy!
GUNFLAME!!
WILL break my combo.
My president.
Dandy~
My man in a cool outfit, but I have to
learn stuff? No thanks.
The coolest
character in any fighting game.
Once I can consistently beat these people, I will be good at this game.
hakimsamurai
First met him as an Anji main of all things.
Great Sol I wish to beat as he was one of the first great players I've played against, and we've randomly matched all throughout my playtime.
Excalibur!!!
Disappeared off of quick match recently, where are you??
Actually challenged me a few times recently, very nice!
God Justice, if only for the Justice vs Sol canon fight, but I really enjoy trying to figure out how to get past his setups and jump into his 2H. I could say the same about Opposite of Decay...
ALF and all the other testaments
There's too many of them for one pic!!
Playing against Testament is surprisingly fun, for the same reason as fighting Justice. Plus getting one over a Testament player always feels good.
As it turns out, ALF was cheating but if you guys keep dodging him, he'll be forced to play with me for eternity.
Matty
Really should have been amongst the first on the list
Amazing Slayer, but more importantly, feels like irl Slayer to me. The only person with high games who has challenged me all throughout my playtime, and accepted my challenges. To me it always feels like he loves the thrill of the fight no matter who it was!
Leapfrog_Potcho
He has a palmod, but I can't get a screenshot of that!
Amazing Pot that absolutely destroyed some of the top Testaments and gave us an amazing final to The Crew Do Be Jolly #3 EU tournament. If you're a Pot player and you've played against me, you know Pot is my kriptonite. Btw, he's also pretty nice
Mole.
Also plays Sol, but I don't remember the color.
Probably top A.B.A. I perfected him once, and someone pretended to be him and told me he was using macros. Hmm... Damn top player...!!! Declining all of my challenges 💢 💢 Need Sol correction... 💢
Shotty
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(cooler animation once I figure out how to make gifs)
As fuckface Sol numero unonissimo, here's a showcase of the most fuckface moments I've been part of.
These can take a while to load, be patient!
Sol vs Ky intros are always good. 17/08/2021
Sol moment. 17/09/2021
Sol! Look out!! 24/09/2021
Sometimes, all you can do is give up... In style!! 16/10/2021
GRRRRAN- hah hah TEIYAH 16/12/2021
Now THIS is a SW loop. Don't look at the damage. 03/03/2022
I-No always had weird dashes. What about weird air? 03/03/2022
Bring back special intros! 05/03/2022
Hum bro? Crossups are easy as f- 11/03/2022
The startup looks sick though... 11/03/2022
Didn't think I could top the first one. 16/03/2022
Thanks for GGPO btw 23/03/2022
Thinking bad... 25/03/2022
Last one I swear, the Ultimate Version 27/04/2022
Slippery lil' bastard!! 29/04/2022
Danzai o'clock, but it's like clockwork. 30/04/2022
He tried... 18/05/2022
Sweep sweep sweep! 13/06/2022
Meter lust... *slurp* 17/08/2022
I'd be scared of DI too... 04/10/2022
eh FACK you buddy, I'm the 'ardest sol 04/10/2022
Surely he CAN'T get me if I'm up here 06/01/2024
Click thumbnail to download! (666mb, demonic)
Watch on youtube:
So you think you can just deny me because I was bad X months ago...? You think that someone can't improve...? Well.... I'm about to rock your world........
Not really deserved... But I'm just getting started (also I chocked hard please understand) 17/12/2022
Yeah... Top 1... As if that was a surprise.... 03/03/2023
Time zone change got me back on the tourney track... Damn you Justice... The world will be free of gears...!! 08/04/2023
Justice...!!! Hey, it was a GREAT showing, and my best ever against OoD! 14/04/2023
Did I seriously lose to a guy that didn't know what a quarter circle was 4 years ago?
Yes.
Why do you play like this? Please watch this tut-
Tutorials are pathetic. Isn't the whole ideology of Guilty Gear living FREE? I learned everything on my own and will keep it that way thank you very much. Imagine being a factory produced player that play just like every other guy. *spits in your face*
See? Checkmate.
But you are terrible PLE-
I played against you, but I couldn't beat you!! Any tips to get better at the game?
Heh, never stood a chance... My only advice is keep playing the game because I don't know what exactly I'm doing myself, plus I don't know anything about any other character other than people kick my ass with them. Playing is the only way to learn, wasting your time in training mode is not going to get you anywhere. I can SMELL training kiddies who don't know how to react to someone. I'm also not a ideal candidate to learn the Sol matchup.
Why don't you do any Sidewinder* or dustloops?
Secret. Add me on steam if you really want to ask. (not worth it) Someone sent me a cool Mole gif with a dustloop in it so it changed my mind :) *Real SW loops I am a fraud.
Why do you only use default Sol color?
Canon color is best color. Also, red, white and black color schemes are my favourite, guess what Sol's default scheme is? It also helps reinforce the idea that, I'm very much (at best) a slightly above average player, i'm nowhere near the levels of some Sol players with less games than me. The real question is, why the hell do every Testament and Axl players all use the same two colors? They have others you know.
Did you seriously just make an entire garbage website about yourself because you're that much of a narcissist?
... i-it's a joke you dip. beat me in GG then you can insult me.
I know the Q&A mentions tutorials being pathetic, but as a little gift for finding this website, here's an old sidewinder tutorial, straight from the JP pros. Don't thank me........
Volcanic viper never fails you. VOLCVOLCAVOLCANIC VIPAH!!!! Amazing DP angle, power hitbox omg. Rather, it's extremely fun to RC out of and do stuff after that. optimal? no. fun? yes. That's what playing sol is all about, fun! Just have fun playing the game
You have super armor move? I will hit it and not even think about blocking. That .5 freeze frame, that sound effect that 1 BEAT that shows up is enough is enough for that DOPAMINE, ENDORPHIN, ADRENALINE to to course through my brain. You should always strive for satisfaction, even if it's a bad idea fool. yes I WILL do the obvious bandit bringer and you will block it. I just need to get my shot of the BAAANDIT the slight hope you'll mess up because when it does oh my god.
Bandit revolver RC is the funnest thing to do. Yes I'm too stupid to actually FRC it (seriously how the hell do you manage to do that?) but that BANDIT RC TEIYAH VOLCANIC VIPAH RC KITOME is enough for me. Do not use Joji Sol though, at all he's really good for cutscene, intros and outros but in game stuff? terrible pre Xrd, he didn't have any feel of the character. XX design really doesn't help him, honestly it's hard to believe Daisuke is not a professional VA, he's AMAZING in +R, he got better with every entry. if I have to hear joji's BANDIT... REVOLVAH one more time I'm going to freak out.
I can feel myself turning in a regular Sol player, ever since I found out about 5K>2H converts which are a ton of fun, and FINALLY I can do something after BANDIT BRINGAH that isn't gunflame or after a counter hit Riot stomp, but I've been slowly turning into a random Sol, hell I've done 3 reps of a SW loop (one of them was FB SW though.) That's not fun, that's just Guide Sol. I've stopped mashing as hard when I'm getting combo'd. I barely feel that adrenaline when fighting half of the time (though that's because 95% of the players better than me are dodging me now, why???) It feels like all that's ahead of me is learning how to air grab, gunflame FRC and just refining what I have. What's guilty gear about that?? I don't mind being bad at the game but I'd rather be Dick Justice bad than regular bad...
Taking a one day break is pretty key in not sucking dick..... Truly the brain is a goldmine of questions, a brainstorm if you will. Did you know your brain pisses out some liquid when you sleep cleaning the bad information out of your fucking head? That's fucked up. But your brain's got NOTHING on my GG skills. Mad. Insane.... CRAZY skills! You always do better after a good night's sleep, consider not playing guilty gear for a day it's just like you sleeping... The dragon installs a fucking bed and goes to sleep from time to time. Internalize everything you learned and piss out the bad info out of your brain. Yes it's hard, I know how a crack addict feels now PLEASE man I just need my GG HIT man.... C'MON!!! But no. You have to play something else to piss that shit out. Or urine but no, WHATEVER ok? Just piss it out, stop playing for a full 24h.
Listen... You just gotta keep knocking on that door. I will keep knocking on that door... Until all the Gears shut down.... DAMN YOU.....!! I guess this isn't canonically accurate... But to all of you who hate playing against me because you can kick my ass.... I'LL KEEP KNOCKING ON THAT DOOR!!!...!! DAMN YOU!!!!!!! And thank you for continuing to accept my knocks. it's an odd relation to have, I want nothing more than to see your face in the dirt, but I have to keep politely asking... Honestly, quick match should just be forced challenges.... BWL as if. But yeah, even if you are just passing by, keep knocking on that door mate. You'll make it. Hell, I've only made it this far because people better than me keep asking who is it. Well, I'll tell ya.... IT'S DICK AND HE AIN'T FUCKING AROUND THIS TIME C'MON LET'S GO I'M GONNA MAKE YOU BURP YOUR TEETH... uhm uhm excuse me uhm can you uhm accept my rematch I'm not done I swear it was a fluke uhm I usually play OH YEAH HERE COMES THE JUSTICE BITCH!!! But not the Justice, Justice, the justice justice. ... .... ...... Can you accept my rematch?
At the end of the day we're all just here to enjoy Guilty Gear XX Accent Core Plus R, I may be a bad player, but I just wanna have fun! Leave a comment on the page if you enjoyed reading it! Oh and by the way, great job finding this site!
I don't think you can have a comment section without using some shady third party thing. Please make a dummy mail adress and send me an email at DickJusticeGG@protonmail.com (add your steam/GG username!) and I'll just create a "fake" comment box. Don't expect too much.